Apparently I don't know how to blog either.

I mean I was feeling all rad and everything because my first blog post held a stamp mark was from 3:00 today but now I accidently deleted that post (because I duplicated it to try and create a second blog post and then deleted the old one and $*#$*&$&&#^$@*#!*$&). Sorry I had a moment. Anyways, good news is my first post was completely plagiarizing myself from jotform:

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I struggle with pacing in modern dating.

Is it my perimenopausal brain? Or that I probably never rebounded from "mommy brain" (and she's almost into the double digits)? I kept messing up at first because I couldn't figure out how to SWIPE LEFT versus SWIPE RIGHT. Then, the sinister online dating dieties decided some apps would use shapes and colors... just when I had mastered that right side is "yes" (I think?). Also, what's with the friend function?

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After Dessert Drinks

Anonymous guest contributions... it doesn't end with cake you know.... It only gets better!

Life of a MAD F*ckg*rl (by Rosé)

You know how Taylor Swift gets to be a showgirl? She was intentional about the album cover and all that jazz...I didn't mean to start out as a f*ckg*rl. I'm actually quite the opposite in almost all the ways someone could be. Even the men on the roster, I'm not sure they'd label be a f-girl but I think it's what I've become... but now the habit has become extraordinarily hard to shake.

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Public Service Announcement (by Port)

I get lots of first "encounters" (calling it a "date" or even a "meeting" gives this too much credit). Has anyone noticed that there's ALWAYS A MEGA BOMB that they are hiding? I can almost see the calculations in their brains as they are trying to decide when to drop that bomb on me- BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS A MEGA BOMB.

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